I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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