She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
not ubering you a puppy
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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