Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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