You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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