absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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