oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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