Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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