She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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