This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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