Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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