:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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