just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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