Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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