You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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