You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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