so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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