So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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