covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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