pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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