Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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