i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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