I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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