Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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