We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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