I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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