I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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