Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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