im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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