i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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