I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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