My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
my liver is dry heaving
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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