we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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