OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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