So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just forgot I was standing up.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
