You made me cry and you don't even care
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
