Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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