I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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