just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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