I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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