just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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