White coat. Heels.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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