That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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