Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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