apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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