If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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