his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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