I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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