You really coming over, don't trick.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
