he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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