similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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