Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
