I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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