so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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