Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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