see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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